Married, Single, Or Other: Married
Favorite Country Artists: Southern Culture On The Skids, BR549, Joe Ely, Trent
Summar, and a bunch of other people no one has ever heard of.
Favorite Non-Country Performers: Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Phil Woods, McCoy
Tyner, Thelonious Monk, Jackie McLean, Bourbon Princess, Charlie Hunter, Toni
Harper, Kenny Burrell, Charlie Parker, Pat Martino, Wynton Kelly, Donald
Harrison, Lenny Breau, The Pop Group, Bill Evans, Tal Farlow, Sonny Rollins,
Patricia Barber, Dizzy Gillespie, Wes Montgomery, John Scofield, Dave Brubeck,
Wayne Shorter, Cannonball Adderley, Hounddog Taylor & The Houserockers,
James Cotton, Elmore James, Otis Taylor, Dirtbombs, Roy Buchanan, Danny Gatton,
Nick Cave, The Monks, Elvis Costello, Bush Tetras, Glass Eye, Killing Joke,
Jimmy Witherspoon, Guadalcanal Diary, Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters, John Lee
Hooker, Peter Green, John Mayall, Richard Thompson, Nick Drake, Bruce Cockburn,
Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, Stan Ridgway, Wall Of Voodoo, X, Fire Town,
Spooner, Frank Black, The Pixies, Gogol Bordello, Minutemen, fIREHOSE, Hoodoo
Gurus, Rainmakers, Tom Verlaine, The Mars Volta, Ween, The Replacements,
Magazine, Steve Morse, Dixie Dregs, Ben Folds Five, Del Amitri, The Clash,
John Hiatt, Ian Dury, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Joe Jackson, Morphine, NRBQ, A
Perfect Circle, Gang Of Four, Television, Primus, Beck, Pere Ubu
Favorite TV Shows: Indie films, documentaries, science stuff.
Hobbies: Eating things that move, Eating things that don't move, Giggling
hysterically, Cat Juggling, Subatomic Physics
Favorite NASCAR Driver: Dick Trickle
Favorite Food: Haggis
Favorite Beverage: Pork Soda
Pet Peeves: Barry Manilow & the letter "Y".
Radio Influences: Guglielmo Marconi, Louis De Palma
Pets: A Jack Russell Terrier... "Taz The Wonderdog".
"Be courteous, kind, and
Be gentle and peaceful each day.
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise.
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant.
Be sure to stop at stop signs,
And drive fifty-five miles an hour.
Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth,
And when you get home get a master's degree in geology.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus.
Be dull and boring and omnipresent.
Criticize things you don't know about.
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
(Ladies only) Never make love to Bigfoot.
(Men only) Hello, my name is Bigfoot.
(Everyone) Put a live chicken in your underwear.
Go into a closet and suck eggs. "
- Steve Martin